May 2012
When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing
heyfunniest:
“If you can’t find that feeling again in anyone, then maybe that’s because you...”
– ohthatkevin (via ohthatkevin)
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noscardotcom:
nothing like a dashboard filled with sex to remind me how much sex i’m not having
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
Consensus for AP Tests
AP Test: Hey, I just met you
AP Test: And this is crazy
AP Test: But I'm going to come up with the hardest mother fucking questions known to man and have answers that all look the same to confuse the fuck out of you, then throw 6-7 of the hardest, most ambiguous questions known to man at you because I like seeing little girls and boys cry while simultaneously timing the whole test to watch you shrivel up into Dante's Inferno
AP Test: So Call Me Maybe
The best times to kiss a girl.
tragicromancing:
When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel...
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heyfunniest:
‘normal’ best friends
real best friends
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