When someone plays along with your sarcasm
I like you.
tragicloveinthebackofanimpala: mcavoyhasladyhips: one half of tumblr: “I just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you I love you” other half of tumblr: “Unf I want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just...
ericwhoreman: im more lonely than akon was that one time
"Wait, so you're actually happy just sitting...
heyfunniest: Yea Mom, I am.
That moment when you caught yourself thinking of...
My life on a Saturday night
heyfunniest: Expectations: Reality:
First, you must learn to respect yourself so that...
boyfriend: babe i have 2 words for u
boyfriend: i love you
girlfriend: that's 3
boyfriend: no because you and i are 1 :)
girlfriend: get out
me: i deserve to be happy
life: lol fuck that shit
me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself